Thumbs Up To Greatness

My life has officially been taken over by WorldOfSolitaire.com. The amount of time I spend on the site is actually disgusting...and kind of has to do with the lack of things I need to accomplish, which is also at a sickeningly low level as of late. Although this evening I did do something of worth...filled in for the lovely Janet and coached a Rec & Ed volleyball team with the love of my life SWG.

The Tweeties were quite the group. First off, we had no idea who these girls were, we just walked into Tappan Middle School, got lost for a minor minute or two, and then stood awkwardly by the entrance of the gym just hoping and wishing that some girls would show up in the same t-shirts that I was swinging around in a plastic TJ Maxx bag. Thank heavens they did...about four minutes before the game started, but that's just a minor detail. Warm up was a free for all...we didn't have balls of our own...so we just grabbed the two random ones that were hanging out by the wall annnd it went from there. Slightly chaotic but ended alright. We beat the first team in all three games...the second team...opposite results, but I mean, I still had fun. I'm not so sure about them...sometimes difficult to read their expressions...especially due to the fact that SWG and I were so overexcited ourselves because we were in the volleyball atmosphere. Harumph. At least we came up with some good cheers...like "Thumbs up for greatness!" and "Totally Tweeties!" amongst the normal "Be aggressives" and "Team!s."

During one of the breaks we laid down the law and gave the girls a few life rules to live by...

1. Don't ever date a hockey player. Don't even go near the sport. Hockey ruins lives. It's our life motto. HRL. Learn it, love it, live it. If you do, I will personally put you out of your misery. No problem.
2. No drugs.
3. Go for everything.
4. Don't drink and drive.
5. Don't swear.
6. Know what deodorant you're wearing.
7. Always know what undies you have on.
8. Ooh I believe that was about all of em'!

P.S. WHAT IS WITH THAT NEW MCDONALD'S COMMERCIAL?! Pretty sure Michiganders are NOT that obsessed with the sport of hockey. I know I'M not. I mean, I was. I still kind of am. BUT IT STILL HOLDS TRUE that hockey ruins lives. But really, what does hockey have to do with McDonalds? They basically claimed Hockey as the God of the state of Michigan. Not even cool. I mean I realize all those hockey players have been smashed into the boards on a number of occasions from the beginning of time, which in turn has clearly caused some serious brain damage due to the lack of ability to live life like a normal person...but come on. Try a little harder. Mmmm okay yeah. HRL. That will be all.