U of M > MSU

Just so you are all aware, the most feminine-looking janitor works in CC Little. He's petite, and proportioned...well, like a woman (minus the whole having a chest thing), he has really long blonde hair that he wears in a giant poofy ponytail every day, and well, I always do a double take when I encounter him roaming the halls or waiting for the elevator. Hmmm that might make me a horrible person.

I became a stalker the other day and successfully followed some random girl all the way from the Division and Jefferson intersection to the Alumni Center...which is quite a ways. This was not on purpose...I'm not creepy. But Welcome Wednesdays require me to stop by there for my free Barry Bagel and Sweetwaters coffee and it's kind of a popular place...the only problem was that we literally had the same walking speed and I was having some serious issues adjusting my pace. When I slow down, I get all antsy and feel like I'm making zero progress, but if I were to speed up I probably would have had to jog to pass her which is just super awkward. So, yes. I may have successfully induced neck soreness by causing mass amounts of anxiety and causing her to look back at me every three steps. I am legitimately sorry, heck, I know how that feels! I might be one of the most paranoid people around! Hahaha

I started this post in the middle of last week...and haven't been thinking in my blog state of mind...so I have very little to contribute even though a rather significant chunk of time has passed.

Also, Michigan will always be better than State. Just throwin' that little factoid out there...