Ann Arbor, so hot right now. Ann Arbor.

It is unbelievably hot in Ann Arbor. I can't handle this for much longer, especially sans air conditioning. The Chat reached the temperature of 91 degrees on the DOWNSTAIRS thermostat, which we all know hints at the upstairs unit being a whole new definition of indoor inferno and needless to say, as a resident I am melting. Not Wicked Witch of the West melt style, more of a slow deterioration of mental saneness, accompanied by exhaustion, a lot of sweat, and a lot of H20 intake in an attempt to maintain a level of togetherness. Togetherness...whatever that means!

In all the heat and official Weather.com Heat Advisories I might add, I have not attempted much for the sake of my health and probably the health of those around me that would potentially have to deal with my sweaty meltdown.

• Thank goodness it's Dead Week for Skyline Volleyball, because we aren't currently in the air conditioned gym, and although it is significantly cooler than Pioneer would be on ANY given day, I have become spoiled and accustomed to the high class facilities that Sky High has to offer and therefore would not have wanted to attend either open gyms or the Rec & Ed game...
• Considering I only have to work a grand total of two days this week, I suppose that's a pretty good thing as well. The only downside is that my workplaces are air conditioned, and so I wouldn't mind nearly as much going into work when it is imitating Death Valley outside (as well as inside the Chat).
• Tuesday was a day spent at the original Home Unit with the Maj...in the A/C. Crafting and reading all the livelong day. AKA attempting not to expel any unnecessary energy less it create an increase in body temperature. I wasn't allowed to go to work because it was finally Moving Day! Our office moved to the corner of Liberty and Fifth which is just really great news...minus the fact that I will be the one in charge of unpacking and organizing every thing that I have spent the last three weeks packing.
• Going backwards, Monday was an evening in which the fam attempted to golf. Poor life decision if I do say so myself. Considering I suck at this leisurely activity, I wasn't exactly pleased to be going out when it was still above ninety degrees at the crack of 6pm. Sucked even worse, and had a serious case of swamp ass. The upside to this situation was that the course was legitimately empty of another soul, so I was able to drop trow and air out for a minute at some hole number that I could pretend to know, but actually have no clue what it really is. Feel free to judge, I clearly don't have Golf Etiquette down to a tee quite yet.
• Today was spent trying not to move in the hot hot heat the Chateau had to offer. Spent a large portion of the day being artsy fartsy for the first time in a long time, watched quite a bit of television, and perfected fan angles so they provided the most effective (but really freaking hot) breeze!

Basically, I'm really excited to work from 9-5 tomorrow because I will be submersed in the A/C of a real office building. I wonder if I'll have to pack a couple of layers just in case I have become accustomed to this extreme warmth the lovely atmosphere has decided to provide to my beloved Mitten State.